you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
life hack : you can’t do anything wrong if you don’t do anything at all
the first thing i thought this morning when i woke up, before anything else entered my brain, was ‘i should jump off the roof’.
one of these days i’m just gonna do it.
I have good days, and then I have bad days.
And then I have really bad days.
The really bad days are starting to outnumber all of the rest.
When you succumb to my charms…
windows 8 can suck my dick
I can’t believe how far technology has come
Nuggets of gold in 140 characters or less.
cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers